Monday, July 18, 2005

turds blossoming

so it sounds like the old turd blossom is in trouble. and before anyone accuses me of being partisan (which i am), bush gave him that nickname. which, i should note, is a horrible smear on turds. poop at least degrades and contributes vital nutrients to the soil. (and i think it smells lovely, though i know you naked apes lack my refined taste). i doubt karl rove contributes anything other than noxious odor and the occasional personal attack (see link above). so perhaps we could re-christen him 'toe-nail clipping,' 'bordatella shot,' or 'karl rove,' all high on my list of least favorite things.


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