cheeseheads gone mad

the state of wisconsin has decided to abandon a proposal to legalize the hunting of feral cats. having once been homeless myself i have to say that's not a very nice idea, even if it is goddamn cats and you're nice northern midwesterners. as an alternative, i would like to offer my goddamncat-catching services. i could send you video of me hunting my squeakies. no squeakie toy has ever gotten away from my grasp! will work for cheese.