giving meaning to 'oh shit'

this story made me laugh and laugh and laugh. i guess this is why there are "cat burglars" but no "dog burglars":

March 31, 2005 SAN DIEGO -- The hunt is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.
The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.
When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.
He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

i hope the poop bandit gets caught and punished for threatening poor old misty. i bet he'd have a good old time in prison being known as the guy who stole a bunch of shit.