red apes

last night i watched a show on pbs called "from orphan to king." i was initially disappointed because i thought it was a documentary of my life. i went from being a rather pathetic looking little homeless dog to ruling the roost (and the dogpark). it was actually about an orangetang in borneo who, like me, lost his mawma, found a new one, and became large and in charge. i like tv shows i can pretend are about me.