Tuesday, March 01, 2005

cows, not just dinner

scientists in my home country of wales (what? i'm part corgi. i say i'm nebraskan just because i root for their football team. i can be welsh) have discovered personality in cows! they sound not unlike some naked apes i know (i won't name any names so as not to bite the hand that feeds me):

COWS are moody pleasure-seekers that bear grudges, nurture friendships and enjoy sex and sunbathing, scientists have found.

3 Comments:

Blogger mackintheknife said...

Hmm. It almost sounds like a "person"al ad: "Hi, I'm a beautiful Holstein who loves sunbathing and won't hold grudges. Call me."

1:13 PM  
Blogger djw said...

New PETA slogan: When you're eating beef, you're really eating entities much like many of your idiot friends from college.

12:52 PM  
Blogger wally said...

wait, is the idea of eating your idiot friends supposed to be a deterrent? i can think of some naked apes i'd like to eat.

4:30 PM  

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