Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Shrimp Aid: A Benefit for Edgrr

We would like to raise awareness about a serious affliction that often remains in the shadows because of shame, sadness, and fear of the shrimp.

Remove children from the room for we are about to reveal scenes that will disgust, disturb, and horrify you:

Our poor brudder Edgrr is suffering horribly from Body Dysmorphic Disorder that prevents him from accurately perceiving his own body. Although he is a shrimp, he believes he is a 14 ton monster rather than a 14 lb menace.  We are therefore hosting a fundraiser to help treat his condition. We believe the only thing that will cure him is to send him far far away from us (maybe here) and our apparently humpable bottoms.  Will you help sponsor this beast and his long suffering sublings?  Every penny helps.  We will also accept wallymelons and ice creams to help treat our pain.

As you search for your plastic to generously donate to our cause please enjoy the tribute song the Pixies kindly wrote and performed to promote our cause:

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Blogger Dexter said...

He is clearly disturbed and causing mayhem at your estate. Perhaps he can get a job on the next mission to mars. If not, I fear that you may need to take him for therapy. Possibly group therapy. Possibly group therapy with cows.


7:30 PM  
Blogger Kari in Alaska said...



8:01 PM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Ahhh -

My word is CARING -

Isn't that special?

SERIOUSLY, maybe we khan get a transport set up fur him -

Maybe a nice place in Master Chew Sits -


8:16 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...



9:11 PM  
Blogger pam said...

I will see your 1 Edgar and raise you 1 Meja.

If you would kindly ship her to Mars wif Edgar I'd be muchly appreciatin it. Thank you so much.


9:13 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Edgrr is possessed!

1:00 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Look at those teefs!!

8:35 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

He is clearly suffering and crying out for his feelings to be acknowledged. He needs a herd of sheep.

9:24 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Hey! You know what? I totally already read this and commented on it. Where the heck did my comment go?


6:25 PM  
Blogger Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Edgrr, looks like you need help starting a Corgi Anti-Defamation League [CADL]. Abby will help you incorporate so you can also troll for [tax-free] donations.

Oops - thunder. Mama says we have to run unplug the 'puter.

Hang in there, little dude.

Jed & Abby

9:00 PM  

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