Shrimp Aid: A Benefit for Edgrr
We would like to raise awareness about a serious affliction that often remains in the shadows because of shame, sadness, and fear of the shrimp.
Remove children from the room for we are about to reveal scenes that will disgust, disturb, and horrify you:
Our poor brudder Edgrr is suffering horribly from Body Dysmorphic Disorder that prevents him from accurately perceiving his own body. Although he is a shrimp, he believes he is a 14 ton monster rather than a 14 lb menace. We are therefore hosting a fundraiser to help treat his condition. We believe the only thing that will cure him is to send him far far away from us (maybe here) and our apparently humpable bottoms. Will you help sponsor this beast and his long suffering sublings? Every penny helps. We will also accept wallymelons and ice creams to help treat our pain.
As you search for your plastic to generously donate to our cause please enjoy the tribute song the Pixies kindly wrote and performed to promote our cause: