Pawlitics!
My ma ape teaches paw-li-tics. Ordinarily it's pretty boring stuff but I was going through her bag and she was obviously hiding a VERY IMPORTANT BOOK from me. Here it is:
It is about this fellow, Napolean, who teaches the farm animals about ANIMALISM which is about the BEST pawlitical slogan ever.
FOUR LEGS GOOD. TWO LEGS BAD!
I think I could be a good leader just like this Napolean fellow.
I think I could be a great pawlitical leader! I watched the documentary about this book. Here is part of it:But then I saw that Napolean needed BODYGUARDS! And look at the dogs he had! Two of these!!!!
And look what I have!!!!
Here you can see they are AWESOME bodyguards!And here are my bodyguards. You will not get to NapoleWally!
My ma ape does not need to teach pawlitics anymore. This Or Well fellow has prophesied the coming of the NapoleWally.FOUR LEGS GOOD TWO LEGS BAD!!!
Labels: ethel, literature, oscar, pawlitics, Wally
posted by wally @ 6:55 PM
16 Comments:
And Bo soooo knows!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Interesting
I am not sure those are actual body guards. They are OK until they get distracted by something more interesting like a blade of grass or a tennis ball.
Slobbers,
Mango
Two legs not so bad--they do open the refrigerator (well not the legs per se, but you know what I mean).
Please stop! You keep making Mum cry because she is laughing so hard. On the other hand, keep going, maybe we can make her pee in her pants too!
Love, Dozer
OMD,
That is one of Grammie's favorite books in the whole wide world. She said that she knew it was about you all along.
Wally
If you wewe Napolewally..that would be OK, but the book is vewy scawy..Mommi wead it, but I didn't want to
smoochie kisses
ASTA
We only keep the two legged things to fetch stuff from the shops.
Simba and Jazzi xxx
Hi Wally! Thanks for coming to visit me and thanks for your support of Timmy. We're hoping he gets the love and attention he deserves.
And I think you would be a wonderful pawlitical leader. I'd sure follow you!
You are so much better looking than that Napoleon pig dude. Your bodyguards are better looking too. Everyone is better looking. I think that Napolewally version is way better. Is there room for a strong female sidekick?
xo
SB
Your mom fully supports Sophieleon because she rocks! Maybe we should let her produce the whole Canadamerica thing too.
xo
SB
Two legs take me for walkies tho ...
Ike
Didn't that Napoleon pig end up going down rather a nasty road and being a horrid piece of work?
I don't think that is a good career for you Wally.
Ethel and Oscar,
I left a challenge for you on MY bloggy.
Kisses,
Dexter
Since Easy and Spice have joined our pack, we are THIRTY-SIX legs! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. They don't stand a chance.
wags from the whippets
well, of COURSE it was the irresistable gravitational pull of Wallitude. Our servant could NO WAY RESIST!!
Dang. It almost worked. Now if EARLY had moved in here we would have had 39 legs which is even beyond cooler because it is not divisible by 4.
wags again from the whippets
piss- your word verification word is muthromp which the Servant thinks is a cool word and will try to use. Muthromp.
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