Friday, February 13, 2009

Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number...

A number indicating AWESOMENESS, that is!

Gus and his muzzer sent me this editorial which Gail Collins RIPS OFF MY BLOG by noting it is time for TIME, that is, Stumpy's win is an indicator of the triumph of the AARP, (Association of Retired Pooches):

Stump, whose hobbies are sleeping and sleeping, [mine, too!--ed.] is actually Champion Clussexx Three D Grinchy Glee, but nobody his age can remember all that. After a refreshing workout that involved a short walk around the driveway, he trotted onto the stage and wiped the floor with his younger competition

Notably, Stump beat ONE OF HIS OFFSPRING in the ring. And he beat some new fangled technology/new fangled weirdness because the poodle who was competing was conceived using 25-year-old preserved semen. Kids these days!

But I think my model of aged awesomeness is this lady in Britain!

A teenage thief thought the old lady she was helping into a car would be easy pickings: just grab her bag and go. What the bag-snatcher didn’t know is that this old lady was a 100-yard British national champion in her youth, and she still had some fire left. Mrs. Jean Hirst, a widow and retired teacher, began chasing the thief, who finally gave up the goods.

Notably, my burpday is in 9 days. BUT WHO IS COUNTING?

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9 Comments:

Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I didn't think we khould khount...

something about that opposable thumb thingie...

It twas big wrong that frozen stuff was pawmitted to make a pupsikhle...

I will be chekhking fur THAT this weekend at MANGO Minster 2009!

Hugz&Khysses,
Judge Khyra
BIS
MANGO Minster 2009

2:03 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wally WooHoo,

I love Stump, I love that old lady, and I love you.

xo
SB

2:48 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Muzzer is insisting that 62 is the new 39. Which means I must only be three and Teka hasn't arrived yet?

wahoooo
gussie

3:48 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

Seriously dude, everyone is going to want to be old like us. We are the new cool, for sure!!

10:43 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wally, YOu are so freaking cool, I just know you know about this already, but just in case you don't, your apes have to watch this:
http://interpellate.tumblr.com/post/78181511/the-onion-sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit

12:21 AM  
Blogger Ike said...

You better be getting some awesome b-day gifts!
Ike

1:17 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

WALLY!

My girl says she wants to change her burpday to coincide with yours (hers is currently a few days after yours) since you are so STINKIN' FREAKIN' AWESOME!

So is that old bird sprinter in England. I'd like to give her a smoocharoonie!

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

2:41 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

We're not getting older - we're getting better, Wally!
Happy Valentine's day!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

5:37 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Stump sure is amazing! Not bad for a old dog. I think he looked pretty good on the stage. I think you look great too despite your age! Happy Valentine's Day!

Stuffed from eating a BIG feast,
Solid Gold Dancer

9:22 AM  

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