OH MY DOG! I just learned that Wally's burpday is in two weeks. But that's not the SHOCKING part--he's going to be SIX! Or rather, six years ago he adopterated our ma ape! What should we get him for his burpday!!!??? Please leave suggestions in the COMMENTS!!! But say them QUIETLY! I don't want him to HEAR! But he's OLD and probably can't HEAR us ANYWAY!
--Oscar Bean, Super Teen.