Calling all Pizzle Hunters!
Ever since I saw this story about what might be the world's tallest bull I've been thinking pizzle.
But to tackle this dude I need some help. Ike? GooberStan? Do you have your pizzle huntin' tools handy? Peanut, we might need reinforcements! As you can see I will need to change out of my Flying Nun costume:
What? Can't a dude hunt flying nuns?Labels: cattles, friends, GooberStan, ike ike baby, pizzle, pizzle hunting, Wally
posted by wally @ 5:41 AM
19 Comments:
Wally!! You sooo made my mom spray her little drinkiepoo all over the screen! That nun shot of you is priceless!!
luv ya
Lola Smiles
That would be one BIG pizzle. You will have to have good plan of attack for that one. Don't let him step on you. Maybe you should stick to flying nuns.
Grammie says that she thinks she is going to get a tasar and zap a few of those A-holey animal owners. She has become more unhinged since she went missing.
I can't even IMAGINE the pizzle you would get out of that thing!
Isn't that a cow? You don't get pizzles off a cow. Love the flying nun look.
Simba xx
No you're right its a bull. I'm nearest, its mine.
Simba x
We can't even imagine how big that pizzle would be! yummmmmmmmmmm
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
We need to meet up to make strategery. I think Stan will have to be the decoy because he's biggest. The stupid bull wont even notice us under him going in for the big grab.
Ike
Hey, Wally! First we want to tell you you look even more handsome damp! Princess has done the flying nun thing, too. You both look great! But that first picture screams "photoshop". We guess you could call it 'some bull shot'.
Okay I am so in. Do you think that you or Ike could even grab the pizzle off that thing? I might be taller then Stanley. You and Ike could run around annoying it and Stan and I could sneak in there and grab the pizzle.
I'm with Peanut, man. You and Ike will have to distract that big boy while Peanut and I move in for the Prizzle (that's prize + pizzle = prizzle)! Both jobs are equally dangerous, but we'll be up to our eyeballs in pizzle!!
Thanks for including me in the hunting party. I've got my BPHT out and ready to go.
Goober love & smooches,
Stanley
What? Can't girls hunt? Oh, and there's lots of nuns next door. Not sure any of them fly, but who know what goes on behind those 20 ft stone walls.
xo
SB
Great ears, mom!
Wally, man, you know I love you, but that bull has a pizzle that is best suited to the Mango Man!!!
Oh yeah!
cute
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Wow, it is not often that one finds conversations of nuns and bull privates juxtaposed. On second thought, maybe it is...nuns can get pretty lonely.
I just fell over thinking about the deliciousness of it all. I'm totally available for the hunt.
Sherman
That is one hugemongous bull! I, Poppy have a set of those Flying Nun ears too. Mine look like that most of the time!
Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny
Is that flying nun camo?
We LOVE pizzle... and oh my... the pizzle on that bull... epic... totally epic.
;o)
M & I
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