Dinner Date?
So today I got an e-mail from Barack Obama, addressed to Wally T. Corgador. Apparently Senator Obama wants wants to have dinner with me.
I'm giving myself a bath so I'll be ready to go when he drops by to pick me up. Do you think he likes meaty bones? Will he bring me a corsage? What should I wear? My jersey? My cow outfit? Is he taking auditions for the presidential pet? I think a corgador could push Sen. Obama over the top in polls. Who wouldn't want me in the Oval Office? Oh I'm so nervous about our date.
posted by wally @ 11:13 AM
14 Comments:
Hey Wally,
My Mom is invited to that dinner too! Do you think you guys will be eating together...my Mom is not a fan of meaty bones tho'. Go for the jersey, definitely...like I said, red is your color!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Like Ruby said... go for the Red Jersey. It makes your ass look great, oh btw thanks for admiring mine :)
Be sure to tackle the sticky situation of the naked ape surrender, will Barack be in or out?
Loves,
Tofu
Wally T. Corgador...canine advisor to President Obama. I like the way that sounds!
Go with the red...it makes you look very studly.
Sherman
Holy cow! What an flattering honor!
Do you have a CUBS jersey? :-)
Represent us well Wally! Oh! And mention that I am running for Mayor - I may need his endorsement in my road to fame and fortune.
It's probably gauche to go to the dinner naked. Pick something nice! He's probably just attempting to use you to steal the DWB vote from Turbo - as if!
Woober,
You are SO connected, and dating some of the most televised men out there. Remember, just because he invited you to dinner doesn't mean you OWE HIM anything.
I say go with the cow outfit. It's a perfect segue into asking Senator Obama about his stance on the bull pizzle situation in this country.
I know you'll represent! I want a full report.
Goober love,
Stanley
omdog are you LUCKY?! what are you going to eat? wallymelon? chickenbacks???
ummmm my mom wants to know if he is gonna kiss you goodnight..you better draw some lines on a first date...and is it a dutch date or is he paying....these are things a mans gotta know before he leaves...wonder if they will opick you up in a limo...will you have police dogs for security..
Hi, Wally.
Sounds like an important invitation.
Red jersey is the best!
Enjoy your dinner and let us know about it!
Lorenza
Wow! Aren't we the lucky one! Yup, go with red Wally! That's definitely your color! Order the most expensive thing on the menu!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
You should really get something shiny and new for your date. Maybe a velvet smoking jacket or a nice leisure suit.
I'm glad someone has finally noticed how influential you are to our society, Wally!
Puggy kisses
Suki
I was not invited for that dinner, soooo sad coz I would love to join you fellas.
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
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