Pome for MaxyV (by Ethel)

MY BROTHR (OOps caps LocK) said i could write my OWN PSOT (oopS oveRexcitement!) because MAXIMILIAN THE VALIANT wrote a POME for me. I'm SWOOONING. Did you see the picture????? And the ROSES? See me PANT WITH LOVE?

Here's my pome (FREE VERSE!) in reply:

I love Maxy V
I don't love many things
That aren't covered by
tennis ball fuzz
Other than my brother
Who I love when he
doesn't annoy me
when he steals
my tennis balls.

MaxyV has a longnose
Like me and not like
My shortnose stinky brother
I bet Max is fast
And we could chase
tennis balls
And sometimes I would
let him beat me
to the ball.

Because boys have
easily bruised egos
And
I
am
fast.

ETHEL RULZ!