i scream!

here i am digging into one of my favorite snacks--soy delicious! it combines two of my favorite things, ice cream and puns! as the name suggests, it is soy based ice cream, no cows or goats involved.


we keep it around for a certain non-animal eating naked ape in our house. and just in case dennis kucinich drops by.


some minister with MegaShift Ministries (With an F. And yes, that's the actual name) has claimed that soy will make our boys gay by flooding their masculine bodies with estrogen-binding isoflavones. i suppose eating soy products with "purely decadent" on them makes me a candidate for queer eye for the straight guy.

if only my snout was a few centimeters longer. the joy of soy!