i pee on bushes (and your constitutional amendment)

hmmm...just get caught gathering data on private citizens's internet usage? support for your war withering in the shadow of possible war crimes? economic indicators telling a bad story? why, it must be time to revive the constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage! thank goodness, as my good friend rick santorum likes to remind us, it is a slippery slope from same-sex marriage to people trying to marry their dogs and i am a confirmed bachelor!.

i'm so glad some of you naked apes have so much good sense that in light of news that soldiers may have assasinated small children, you realize that the greatest threat to civilizations is a couple of lesbians getting hitched in massachusetts. thank GOODNESS you sensible naked apes are in charge of the planet. i'll take my chances with the killer chimps.