Monday, September 12, 2005

naked apes kill hairy apes

the naked apes are at it again, this time killing some of their primate cousins in nebraska. no, chimpanzees are not native to the plains but apparently some of them live at something called "zoo nebraska" where it sounds like the inmates are in charge of the asylum. workers failed to padlock their cages and the chimps opened them and got out. then the tranquilizer darts did not work so they shot three of the escaped chimps (a fourth returned voluntarily). when will you learn? don't cage something so close to you in intelligence. that goes double for trying to put me in a crate.

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