you wish.

this weekend the new york times magazine (which i read religiously on sundays--what?) is running a story called "dogs are people too" about the inadequacy of plans to evacuate pets with their people, one of main reason people refused to leave new orleans. while i agree with the sentiment of the article i find the headline quite insulting. you naked apes WISH you were dogs too. not our fault we're cuter, smarter, and way more charismatic.