Monday, August 08, 2005

the wurst

congrats to sonia "the black widow" thomas for chowing down 35 bratwurst in 10 minutes, shattering the previous record of 19 and a half. and the day before she won a grilled cheese eating contest. not bad for a naked ape. i'm not saying i could do better but i do eat my breakfast in under 15 seconds. i've been trying to convince my naked apes that i could dominate the competitive eating circuit but they tell me the IFOCE discriminates against dogs.


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