Thursday, August 04, 2005

brave new world

scientists have cloned the first dog! he's an afghan hound named snuppy. this is a very important scientific breakthrough since someone made the unwise decision of robbing me of my reproductive capabilities. now instead of my babies, you can have another me! i should probably start banking and selling my genetic material. prime dna i've got.

and scientists say that dogs have unusual reproductive systems, even more complex than thank the supposedly evolutionarily advanced naked apes, making cloning dogs especially difficult. see, you naked apes are a dime a dozen. dogs are something special.


Blogger hayden_fahrenheit said...

gosh wally,

when will those naked apes clone each other?

or have they done it already and just not told us?

RIP morgan.

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