Monday, August 01, 2005

sympathy for the devil

i have had a rough weekend. on thursday i had some minor surgery. i had been told i was getting neuticles but it appears i got a minor breast reduction! i should have been suspicious when i heard them saying "benign fatty tumor" but i just thought they were being very rude in how they referred to my privates. so friday i couldn't even go for a walk and saturday they let me go to the park but i couldn't run or swim or boss around other dogs. and sunday ethel got to go to the park without me! how is that fair?

so, as you can see, i have most certainly earned some get well gifts, sympathy cards with money enclosed, and other well wishes (with presents--it's really not the thought that counts).


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