Pin Heads!
Hellooooo! Have you missed me? I am SO MAD that my ma ape has been hogging the Apple and I have missed important things like Asta's Party and Bear's Burpday, and even Sherman's Plastic Surgery! Jeez! But I also have had important things to do. You might know that I live next to Pennsylvania which you may know is voting soon and so I have had many things to do. Like teaching this dude to bowl because, judging from the attention shown on the news shows, it is apparently a required skill to be President:
I used this as an example of what NOT to do.
I myself just waddle down the lane and take the pins out with my big ole head. My technique looks something like this:
Now, I will soon have to correct the record from my sissy's post about how I caught a deer. And also how that deer has returned to stalk the fearsome Wally. That poor thing probably lives in fear of this:
I mean, that ferocious face is enough to give anyone nightmares, eh? That's like Ted Nugent level crazy hunter face.
posted by wally @ 2:58 PM
14 Comments:
Who knew that bowling skills were a requirement for the presidency? And now, according to Chris Matthews, proper diner demeanor is also important.
Interesting Wally. Our Prime Ministers do not require bowling skills, but apparently being able to ride a jetski is a huge advantage.
xo
SB
p.s. Tell Ethel that I just might kick her butt in that Pippa love triangle movie. Well, I would if I was young enough to beat her to the tennis ball.
Shoot - my old momma can bowl better than that
Moms Aunt lives in Altoona PA and I bet very few people in that bowling alley even knew who Obama was!
Sure you hope he is better politician than bowling player!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Forget the bowling. Let's talk about your hunting face... Nugent's got NOTHIN' on you, man!
My girl told me to tell you that if you were hunting her, she'd put up a good fight, but would ultimately submit if you promised Wally smooches.
Goob love & Nugent-esque smooches,
Stanley
Pee Ess
We just got a BIG OL' shipment of chicken frames here in GooberStan! I'm practically swimming in chicken, man!
Oh my, poor President...That bowling ball must have been too heavy for him.
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Do you think both of the PR guys or gals (had to be guys don't you think) who arranged for the bowling photo ops are now working at a bowling alley instead of for their former bosses?
Your tongue is like a cow's - it can go all the way up your nose which is amazingly awesome. Wow.
wags from the whippets
They should have exams in bowling. My Mummy might even be able to pass that one.
Simba xx
Is there anything you can't do? You bowl and hunt. Do you do them both at the same time?
When pee-wee saw your hunting face he ran and hid under the bookcase. Hee hee.
Mango
You got to love a guy who actually goes to a bowling alley and throws a gutter.
Grammie got her package and will post about it next week. She has the button on her work bag.
You are quite the handsome devil no matter what you are doing.
Grammie says, "Moco, if we spent more time bowling and less time being underhanded the world would be a much better place."
Hi Wally! Missed you loads! My dad loves the SD area, especially when the paper bag bushes bloom! We've learned to hunt, too. Dad found Princess with a pretty big bone. Definitely not something from the grocery store. Definitely not something as small as a Wally. When we bowl we have to sweep our tails downward but it's no problem clearing all the pins. And that's just the breeze! We'll help you bring down that deer!
Old George Bush is a dumbass.
Ike
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