Friday, April 11, 2008

Pin Heads!

Hellooooo! Have you missed me? I am SO MAD that my ma ape has been hogging the Apple and I have missed important things like Asta's Party and Bear's Burpday, and even Sherman's Plastic Surgery! Jeez! But I also have had important things to do. You might know that I live next to Pennsylvania which you may know is voting soon and so I have had many things to do. Like teaching this dude to bowl because, judging from the attention shown on the news shows, it is apparently a required skill to be President:

I used this as an example of what NOT to do.

I myself just waddle down the lane and take the pins out with my big ole head. My technique looks something like this:

Now, I will soon have to correct the record from my sissy's post about how I caught a deer. And also how that deer has returned to stalk the fearsome Wally. That poor thing probably lives in fear of this:

I mean, that ferocious face is enough to give anyone nightmares, eh? That's like Ted Nugent level crazy hunter face.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who knew that bowling skills were a requirement for the presidency? And now, according to Chris Matthews, proper diner demeanor is also important.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Interesting Wally. Our Prime Ministers do not require bowling skills, but apparently being able to ride a jetski is a huge advantage.


p.s. Tell Ethel that I just might kick her butt in that Pippa love triangle movie. Well, I would if I was young enough to beat her to the tennis ball.

4:53 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

Shoot - my old momma can bowl better than that

6:22 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

Moms Aunt lives in Altoona PA and I bet very few people in that bowling alley even knew who Obama was!

9:51 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Sure you hope he is better politician than bowling player!
Kisses and hugs

10:01 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Forget the bowling. Let's talk about your hunting face... Nugent's got NOTHIN' on you, man!

My girl told me to tell you that if you were hunting her, she'd put up a good fight, but would ultimately submit if you promised Wally smooches.

Goob love & Nugent-esque smooches,

Pee Ess
We just got a BIG OL' shipment of chicken frames here in GooberStan! I'm practically swimming in chicken, man!

10:09 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh my, poor President...That bowling ball must have been too heavy for him.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

11:45 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Do you think both of the PR guys or gals (had to be guys don't you think) who arranged for the bowling photo ops are now working at a bowling alley instead of for their former bosses?

Your tongue is like a cow's - it can go all the way up your nose which is amazingly awesome. Wow.

wags from the whippets

11:47 PM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

They should have exams in bowling. My Mummy might even be able to pass that one.

Simba xx

2:31 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Is there anything you can't do? You bowl and hunt. Do you do them both at the same time?

When pee-wee saw your hunting face he ran and hid under the bookcase. Hee hee.


7:33 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

You got to love a guy who actually goes to a bowling alley and throws a gutter.
Grammie got her package and will post about it next week. She has the button on her work bag.
You are quite the handsome devil no matter what you are doing.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Grammie says, "Moco, if we spent more time bowling and less time being underhanded the world would be a much better place."

12:53 PM  
Blogger Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

Hi Wally! Missed you loads! My dad loves the SD area, especially when the paper bag bushes bloom! We've learned to hunt, too. Dad found Princess with a pretty big bone. Definitely not something from the grocery store. Definitely not something as small as a Wally. When we bowl we have to sweep our tails downward but it's no problem clearing all the pins. And that's just the breeze! We'll help you bring down that deer!

1:23 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Old George Bush is a dumbass.

12:34 AM  

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