Saturday, February 16, 2008

The Yin and Yang of Eatables

The New York Times has a story this week called "I Love you but you Eat Meat" about how dietary particularities can cause the demise of a relationship. This made me think about me n' my ma ape. Me n' my sissy are big fans of a little meatable eatable.

My ma ape, however, is a veganable. Here is vegan Mac Daddy.

But me and my ma ape get along like Peanut Butter and Bananas! I am thinking about writing a song--to the tune of "Ebony and Ivory" called "Meatable and Vegetable." I have warned my ma ape, however, that I have not ruled out eating HER should she keep me on this diet too long. Here I am basting her:

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Blogger Moco said...

Variety makes the world an exciting place. Ma Ape can vegan and you can meatable. That is called tolerance and love.

12:25 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Hey Wally Tamale!

(I can call you that, right?)

I think you better warn your ma ape about your SISSY eating her FIRST! Look at her ferocious teethies in that first pick! But please don't eat your ma ape, cuz your Sissy wouldn't be too good in the kitchen making your food...she'd eat it first & then give you an empty plate & then probably just laugh...then you'd starve & that would be WAY WORSE than a diet...just ponder the thought..

Love & Licks,

ps..Ma-Ape? Are you there? Better sleep with one eye open from now on...

1:18 PM  
Blogger Deanna said...

My moms are not vegans, but they are vegetarians. They give me meaty kibble, luckily, but not usually meaty treats.

1:32 PM  
Blogger Lenny said...

Hey Wally. I love meatables. But my dad is a vegetarian. My mom likes meatables, but she doesn't eat red meatables. My mom asked my vet about me eating meatables and he said I shouldn't eat them, but every now and then I got some meaty treats.

My vet did say that we should all respect each other's meatable eatables choices. I wish they would respect mine! I want more meat! ;)

Your fried, Lenny

2:13 PM  
Blogger Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

Hey, Wally! Happy Birthday! We'll be gone on the day so we wanted to tell you now! Hope you get all the meatables your heart desires! You sure are lucky to get all that gramny love!

3:13 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

You and your Ma ape seem to be doing fine. You get all the meatables and some of the vegamables, and she gets some vegamables too. Right? So it is a "win win" situation there.

3:27 PM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

you and your mama have things just right.


my jeannie who is so tired tonight she cannot be asked to press down the shift key for capital letters..........

just adores vegan food.....well she asked me whether eating peanut butter outta thejar counts....?

Marv xxxxxxxxxx

5:58 PM  
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5:59 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

but see that's where your ma ape rocks. She understands you can not live on veggies alone.

6:33 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally!
We all know how much your ma ape loves you! Sure its not easy for her to give you all the meatables!
Kisses and hugs

11:59 PM  
Blogger Dexter said...

My what big toothies you have. Glad your Ma Ape knows how much you need your meat, but those vegies can be yummers too, you know, expecially brocollis.


5:47 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

What pretty teefies you have!

Can one really survive without meat?

7:53 AM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

wally dude, meat rocks! love your blog.

wigglebutt wags,

8:16 AM  
Blogger Gus, Louie and Callie said...

We love meat too. How can humans live without it we will never understand. We are sure glad that some of them still do so we can find great bone treasures at the lake..

12:06 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

Mom read that story too, since our Dad hates food. I still don't know why she goes on and on about eating by herself when she could easily prepare a portion for me to have!

12:12 PM  

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