Sunday, February 17, 2008


Security cameras in operation while the ma ape was at the grocery store have picked up strange activity.

Long noses trying to cover up the camera.

Ape arms being ripped from their sockets.

Squeakies squealing like stuck pigs.

Stuffy carnage.

Possible evidence of a culprit.

And this.

A guilty party wouldn't return to the scene of his crime, would he?

The granules on the nose mean nothing. NOTHING.

I need a lawyer.

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Blogger Randi said...

Oh Wally...I completely believe you are are INNOCENT! Those granules got on your little sniffer when you were trying to CLEAN UP the mess that someone else left...& now you're gonna have to talk to the strong arm of the law...just get your sissy to take the just get blamed from stuff on the floor cuz you are closer to the floor...guilt by default is NO GUILT AT ALL!

Love & Licks,


8:09 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally!
Security cameras at your home?? Why?? I know you two are well behavied!
I thing your ma ape needs to review all the tapes to know who did that!
I hope that proves you are innocent!
Kisses and hugs

9:27 PM  
Blogger Deanna said...

Wally got the sugar on the nose when he was in pursuit of the real culprit.

10:26 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

omdog, this invasion of your privacy has gone TOO FAR! Seriously. why are their no doggy lawyers?!

10:29 PM  
Blogger Jen and Suki said...

Maybe you can hire Ike's lawyer!? Are you innocent until proven guilty in the kennel of dog law?

11:05 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

If they didn't see you do it, they can't prove anything!


12:18 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Wally, you sneaky devil, how do you manage to get into so much trouble with those stumpie leggies of yours?

Next time wipe your face before the humans come home. You might also want to obscure the bite marks on that box (I hear the humans can do dental matching to find you out).

You inspire me!

6:31 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Yes, webcams are quite evil.

6:44 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Sugar in the raw?! You're hard core Wally.


9:47 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

There isn't anyway that you could have gotten up high enough to get into a cupboard to get sugar. Call that Mack Taylor guy from CSI:NY. He will have it figured out in less than an hour.

10:24 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

On no! You are caught red paw! Oh nevermind Wally, you can just point at your sista Ethel coz the cctv camera didn't manage to catch a clear shot of your face so it could be you or it could be Ethel who done it...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

10:29 AM  
Blogger Gus said... that a fuzzy new sock on your foot? I think you should throw yourself on the mercy of the Ma Ape!

Gussie is always easier to ask forgiveness than to request permission.

10:42 AM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Buster W. Esq Dogtorney at Law - at your service! I will even take your case on pro-bone.

Bussie Kissies

2:35 PM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

What up, Wall-Man! Good to (finally) see you again! I've been MIA far too long....

What's this?! You have security cameras in your house?! Do WE?! Oh my dog... I need to check this out!

6:42 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Easy my dear Watson,the granules on your nose were there because you were showing Ethel how SOMEONE had broken in and caused this mass destruction...Love A+A

8:01 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

first of all i am pretty sure it is illegal to put camera s in your house without your permission...second of all...just hope the glove doesnt fit...and all will be well..and if all else fails...they still allow conjecal (i hope you know what that says cuz i cant spell it) visits in some prisons...take care little fella

3:33 AM  

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