We interrupt our regularly scheduled post (Huskers beat Huskies 56-21!! Ha-ROOOOOO!) to bring you this entry in the Be! Like! Mango! contest! Otis has asked to make a separate entry and so this will be the pointy dogs do Mango!
Ethel is first. Go Ethel!
I am not going to SHOUT LIKE ETHEL I am instead going to be calm, assertive and most masterful with the English languages like Mango Man. I am most like Mango in my dedication to meditations. I like to sit by myself and contemplate the universe.
If you look carefully you will see me sitting in the shade under the tree like a wise (and skinny) Buddha contemplating the universe. Like Mango, I work very hard on my mentals. I am not often in the pho-tos of shenanigans because I like to meditate by myself or sit at the top of the hill to survey my estate.
I also like to do the meditations as you can see from my look of dedicated concentrations.
You can always tell from my face how much I am focusing on the thinkerating. Now, youngins avert your eyes.
My first resemblance is, of course, in my being RELENTLESSLY HUGE! Everyone knows that corgis are the largest dogs in the universe. How else could I rule this house with an iron paw were I not RH?
There is also the matter of my a-maz-ing athleticism. And, like Mango, I have a complicated relationship with stairs. I used to not be able to do them. Then I could go up but not down. And now I am the STAIR MASTER. Such are the wages of being a relentlessly huge dog.
And then, of course, there is my mango-ness.
Thank you, Mango, for this opportunity to show how we are the most Mango of all the dogs. Otis says that he will have a post that will blow everyone out of the water, even Mango's brudder Dexter Labradude who might be part fish. He would tell you this himself but he is too busy snoring.