As you may have read below, we are in the midst of the Chillaxympics, two weeks of chilling and relaxing with the best. But as the head of the IOC (international order of corgador) I have some shocking revelations about my team.
The first are charges related to CONDUCT UNBECOMING a chillaxer.
And embarrassing the corgador by getting whooped by a border collie.
The second set of charges are related to failure to max and relax!
Two team members have been caught in the sting.
One is being investigated for possible alien possession.
As a consequence I am having to call up new team members including RUBY BLEU, representing San Fran, who dedicates Sleepy Sunday every week to photos of her NAPPING! So I have no doubt she will be able to chillax with the best of 'em. Welcome to the team, Ruby!