Thursday, August 10, 2006

a reasonable explanation

i was a little bummed when i heard my friend floyd landis had abnormal testosterone tests. after all, a corgi owner wouldn't cheat would he?

i believe i have a scientific explanation. owning a corgi makes one heartier and healthier and probably more testosterony, too.

i'm waiting for scientific evidence to back me up but i believe we can state now: corgis are performance enhancing dogs.


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