no fat liver for you

my poor onkel eric (a chicagoan) can no longer dine on foie gras. their city council has banned the ridiculous culinary treat.

my onkel is often jealous of my diet which, including my dog food which is roughly the same price as gold per ounce, i also get lox, shrimps, sweet taters, bananas, mapples, eggs, chicken, and salmon with some regularity. but don't worry, onkel eric, i've never eaten force-fed goose liver.