where's my prozac?

my onkel eric alerted me to this article about an unseen risk to pets--"stray voltage" that has led to the electrocution death of many dogs.

other worries on my list: being alone, rabid raccoons, thunder, choking, getting my head stuck in a plastic bag, that damnation that tried to bite my mawma yesterday (he could be anywhere), being alone, running out of food, heart attacks, heat exhaustion, being alone, overdosing on rimadyl, lyme disease, bird flu, being alone, old age, men who smoke, and being alone.

it would probably be best if we just stayed inside and chewed on bully sticks.