killer cats.
today i was watching animal planet, as i do, and they were showing the "Most Extreme Killers." number one? the housecat. who kills a greater variety of creatures than any other animal. just saying. when they come for you, don't say i didn't warn you.
posted by wally @ 5:14 PM
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Wally, Wally....
This incessant cat-bashing really must stop. What do you have against us? Aside from the fact that we're generally cuter and more mysterious. We really want nothing more than constant pets, food & water, more pets, someone to scoop our poo, and more pets. Even though we could easily do away with our people, why would we? It's taken us YEARS to get these naked apes trained to do our bidding. We're not about to start over with new ones. Now, if another kitty or, heaven forbid, a dog comes between me and my pets....well, I can't make any promises.
katya,
you might brag about your hold over the naked apes but did they make you eggs with ham and sausage this morning? i didn't think so.
also--we're polite enough to poop outside.
wally.
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