Wednesday, August 31, 2005

honor amongst thieves and cats

a german cat was caught by the pigs (the police kind, not the babe kind) while ransacking an apartment:

Police also found fish and fish remains from a broken aquarium scattered around the apartment, said Julika Reinhardt, spokesman for the police in the town north of Hamburg.
Two officers finally found the offender, a cat, hiding under a kitchen cabinet but the heavyweight male resisted arrest, biting one officer in the thumb before they both managed to overpower it.

i'm torn about this story. on the one hand i think it is another illustration of the dishonorable nature of goddamn cats. on the other hand, he was messing with naked apes and it is always amusing when the beasts better their "masters." as long as he didn't steal any dog food i guess it's ok.


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