wally's superbowl shuffle

in honor of the 85 bears and their infamous superbowl shuffle, i give you my version, sing along.

here's the chorus:

We're the Bears Shufflin' Crew.
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start no trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.


legs in the air! the first step is to get on your back like a cockroach and begin flailing your limbs. at this stage you should do short grunts that are a cross between a growl and a groan.


legs to the side! note the tongue comes out for added effect. during this stage be sure to throw in some copious long groans.

legs on the ground! and the final step---streeeeeeeeeeeeech it out and wipe your nose on the floor. i ain't trying to cause you NO trouble, i'm just tryin' to do the superbowl shuffle (and scratch my back).