da BEARS!

i AM ready for some football. this weekend i spent a lot of time watching the bears (but no stinky colts OR patriots--boo!). for those of you who missed the game i have reenacted it for your enjoyment:

the bears started slowly, driving down the field but having to kick field goals--3 points instead of 7. for those of you unfamiliar with football it's like getting a biscuit when you know there's salmon on the table. i like to get the biscuit AND the salmon. i don't think there's a football equivalent of that. but i digress. the bears pulled into the lead and never lost it. like me, always ahead of the game.


the bears are good at taking away the ball from the other team. i am sure they tug and do the grrrrrrowl like me.


the bears qb rex spends a lot of time during the game being confused and distressed. he looks kind of like this. but, like me, he bounced back and did ok.

another td for the bears! and we march on to the stupor bowl! bring on chips AND dips, please!