the present patrol
since my birthday is a little over a month away (good thing we have the AWESOME dogs with blogs calendar--thanks boo!) i thought i would help you with present ideas by showing you some of my favorite toys from the holiday season. see--the loofah dog!
mawma thinks it's funny to have a longbacked dog play with a longbacked dog toy. i don't get it. but i do love to bite him in the head.
loofah dogs are fun for playing tug BUT, to give you a toy review, i would only give it one star for durability. i don't know how that dachshund in the petsmart commercial keeps his boo so long because mine start coming apart immediately. before i start trying to pull out the stuffing, even.
it is also fun to bite the butt because it makes a squeaky sound. and butt biting is generally fun. the only drawback to the loofah toy is that it leads my mawma to make all sorts of loofah/felafel jokes about bill o'reilly, and while i will eat cat poop, roll in dead things, and stick my nose into other dogs' bums, billo sexually harassing his employees via the phone is just beyond the pale. if i met him i would bite him in the butt until he squealed, too.
look, it's the beast with two butts! (almost a shakespeare reference!)
posted by wally @ 7:48 AM
4 Comments:
that looks like a great toy, but doofus would surely destroy it in minutes :(
I'd bite him just over the other side in the front of his pants. See if he really does have anything there. I suspect he has a Ken doll smoothie.
Bussie Kissies
Buster
Bite old Bill in the crotch Wally; he gives us pooches on the right a very bad name.
excellent point, buster. that man must be lacking because he sure is overcompensating for something.
boomer--i have no doubt your drool is smarter than billo.
wally.
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