Thursday, January 04, 2007

the present patrol


since my birthday is a little over a month away (good thing we have the AWESOME dogs with blogs calendar--thanks boo!) i thought i would help you with present ideas by showing you some of my favorite toys from the holiday season. see--the loofah dog!


mawma thinks it's funny to have a longbacked dog play with a longbacked dog toy. i don't get it. but i do love to bite him in the head.


loofah dogs are fun for playing tug BUT, to give you a toy review, i would only give it one star for durability. i don't know how that dachshund in the petsmart commercial keeps his boo so long because mine start coming apart immediately. before i start trying to pull out the stuffing, even.


it is also fun to bite the butt because it makes a squeaky sound. and butt biting is generally fun. the only drawback to the loofah toy is that it leads my mawma to make all sorts of loofah/felafel jokes about bill o'reilly, and while i will eat cat poop, roll in dead things, and stick my nose into other dogs' bums, billo sexually harassing his employees via the phone is just beyond the pale. if i met him i would bite him in the butt until he squealed, too.


look, it's the beast with two butts! (almost a shakespeare reference!)

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4 Comments:

Blogger Joe Stains said...

that looks like a great toy, but doofus would surely destroy it in minutes :(

2:35 PM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

I'd bite him just over the other side in the front of his pants. See if he really does have anything there. I suspect he has a Ken doll smoothie.

Bussie Kissies
Buster

10:55 PM  
Blogger Boomer said...

Bite old Bill in the crotch Wally; he gives us pooches on the right a very bad name.

2:40 PM  
Blogger wally said...

excellent point, buster. that man must be lacking because he sure is overcompensating for something.

boomer--i have no doubt your drool is smarter than billo.

wally.

3:51 PM  

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