canine intelligence
today my mawma came home to a lovely scene i carefully constructed for her enjoyment and consideration. i had gotten two things out of the kitchen from the closed cabinetry and had dragged them out of the kitchen to my favorite spot at the top of the stairs:
1) a bag of dried pasta (mmmm--gluten free!) from the drawer on the east side of the kitchen
2) the pot (usually used to boil water to cook pasta) from the cabinet on the west side of the kitchen.
now she is left with a puzzle. is my selection of these two objects mere coincidence and a manifestation of my general naughtiness? or have i evolved to a higher stage of naughtiness in which i am now able to cook my own stolen snacks? scary to contemplate, eh?
i ate the dried pasta.
posted by wally @ 3:08 PM
2 Comments:
Brilliant idea, Wally! If you start your own cooking show and tap into the Food Network zeitgeist, you can liberate us all! Show suggestions: "Cooking with Corgadors," "Cat Poop Cuisine," "Cajun Cat Poop Cuisine," "The Cajun Corgador," "Canines Eat Felines," "Corgador Culinary Wonders," and "Livin' Everyday with Liver, Bacon, and Fish Heads."
Hee hee hee,
great idea Sid.
Wally you could even go down the specialist cuisine path. 'Wally's weightwatchers' or 'Waste away with Wally'...
Hmmm.
Or maybe 'Can't go pasta Wally'.
Ummm, maybe that's what your ma said.
Anyway, lots for your ma to contemplate. Keep her on her toes, dude.
Hope you enjoyed the pasta anyway.
Chow for now,
Tin Tin xo
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