Monday, February 27, 2006

looming disaster.

i follow the same-sex marriage debate closely because senator rick santorum has informed me that this is one step closer to legalizing marriages between naked apes and their pets (bill o'reilly, being more sensible, has only linked it to marrying dolphins, goats and ducks) which sounds like a great idea to me. health benefits, life insurance, and a generous pre-nup in which rubbing another dog's belly is grounds for losing your property. nice.

anyway, the national review has now sounded a warning that same-sex marriage may lead to something even more horrible--becoming swedish.


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