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i missed giving valentine's greetings i've been busy reading all my valentines (my assorted valentines: mawma, ethel, jay, granny, onkel eric, antie ira, harry potter the cardi, willard the clumber spaniel, amy the knitter, glenn the goddamn cat lover, sophie my little naked ape friend, mocha and blue from the park....the list goes on.)

also i watched westminster and ole rufus the bull terrier won. i thought about making him my valentine, even though bull terriers are prone to eating corgis. but then i saw him on fox & friends and he's dead to me. don't ask why i was watching fox & friends.

but i'm not too busy to remind you birthday is less than a week away. that's plenty of time to find an awesome gift.