schlafly for supreme court!

you may be shocked and appalled with my endorsement of phyllis schlafly for the supreme court but, according to the carpetbagger, she has just recognized what i have long argued, naked apes are animals, dogs are animals, so give us our damned constitutional rights!

according to schlafly and the eagle forum (read the original here):

Evolutionists claim that their battle against creation-science is primarily a "scientific" issue, not a constitutional question. But our treasured U. S. Constitution is written by persons and for persons. If man is an animal, the Constitution was written by animals and for animals. This preposterous conclusion destroys the Constitution. The Aguillard Humanists leave us with no Constitution and no constitutional rights of any kind if they allow us to teach only that man is an animal.

These subtle and dangerous attacks on God Himself and the Constitution must be repelled.

i first move that we amend the constitution to exclude goddamn cats from constitutional protection (maybe that whole 3/5th thing!). also, please stop shushing me when i bark at that goddamn pug who walks past my house like he owns the place. stop abridging my free speech. and stop trying to quarter soldiers in my house, british.