animal news

my friends the seals have continued to fight back against their naked ape oppressors.

and it sounds like zoo atlanta might be giving gorillas fertility drugs. three pregnant gorillas and twins born yesterday? is it nature, the intervention of science, or is the intelligent designer rethinking the whole think about letting the primates evolve into you jerks? i'll go with the latter and eagerly await the day when the hairy apes take their rightful place bossing you around (while still being, of course, inferior to dogs).