Sunday, August 07, 2011

Sunday Nostalgia

We have been having some major league butt blowouts that involve waking our ape up in the middle of the night to take us outside.  She was thrilled!  So we've been deprived of our usual tasty noms by our cruel cruel ma ape who has made us a horrible gruel involving rice, yogurts, boiled meats, and pumpkins.  Awful!  So we would like to dedicate this post to the memory of ice cream past (like 4 days ago).

Frosty, tasty noms.

Ethel always acts like you are trying to poison her and looks at any food with suspicion.

Oscar has no reservations.

But, as you can see, he is the looks--not the brains--of this operation.

Ed snatches his screams so fast you cannot see it but you can see the teeny tiny tip of his tongue cleaning off the last molecules of scream from his furs.

And here he gives the side eye to anyone who comes near his scream drips.

Otis washes the dishes.

Um, that tongue can't be natural, right?  Can they do tongue enhancements now?  We will check it out as soon as we finish our investigation into whether Ed has butt implants.  And also as soon as we are done with the dire rears disaster.

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Blogger Dexter said...

Huh? Everybody's poop shooter blew out at once? Your Ma Ape must be very grouchy. And what is up with the healthy gruel. Ick.


10:52 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Gross! Love it. Me and Teka gotta work on coordination. Usually she just backs out at the last minute, ya know how grrrrls are?

When similar things happen here, we get some applesauce too.

But not cheese. Boo.


12:55 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Oooh, sowwy about those butt incidentses
I hope they get wesolved fast!!!!
sounds like jail
I hope you can get back to those lickabull fwosty tweats soon
I can't tell you how much I loooove Otis's tongue
smoochie kisses

2:46 PM  
Blogger Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We trust you have had the presence of mind to make sure everyone has to go out at a different time during the night. Moms appreciate that kind of attention to detail. Ours sure does.

Hope you're all feeling better.

Jed & Abby

1:42 AM  
Blogger Nancy at the Farm said...

Cooper blew out a fart in bed the other night that woke Mum up because it smelled like a methane mine. After she stopped coughing and having the dry heaves Mum made us both go outside and empty every orfice we had. What's up with that? Coop waited until Mum went back to sleep and the clock said 4am and then he ripped a real roller that practically shook the bed. I thought it was very funny...Mum, not so much. Go figure.

Love, Dozer and Coop

9:28 PM  

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