battle of the century

seahawks v. bears!

dear onkel eric,

i'm sorry that my team the 'hawks will have to beat your team, the bears. i have nothing against the bears, especially since bears happen to resemble wallies. but my team will be taking revenge for your other team stealing the stupor bowl from us last year. i also have nothing against you since you are a fellow hoosker and feed me snacks when you have the opportunity. it's just that my team will have to embarass yours.

love,
wally.

ps. please ask the hooskers to not do those ot squeakers. i'm sure they did it just boost the self-esteem of the jayhawks but it's really not good for my old ticker.