Monday, May 26, 2008

On the Runs

I must apologize for my disheveled appearance.

And my absence from the dog-o-sphere. I have been down.

And out.
With a spot of Montezuma's revenge. Or more like three or four dozen spots, some in our yard, some in the neighbor's yard, one in the catch my drift (and may even smell it).

I am accepting applications for nurse.

I am also working on blog security. And checking the locks. I don't want any squatters moving in. To let you know how ungrateful those little jerks are. I wanted to show you this:

This is the Gooberstan Offical Fun Fest Birthday Gift Extravaganza. Stan, that ever generous dude, suggested that instead of getting HIM a toy you get a toy for a dog in need. Well, the StanMan is worthy not just of ONE gift but of a whole darn bag. So we put together a bag o' toys and took them to the SPCA. They thank you, Stan!

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Blogger Gus said...

Oh Wally! As my sissie would say...T.M.I.! Glad you are up and about. Have a great remainder of the holiday!


5:44 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Hope your feeling better. Psst Grammie is a nurse. Hard to believe huh? hahaha

6:13 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Eat more cheese. That is good for those runnies. You look like a tipped over cow in Nebraska. We are feeling for you. At least you are not pooping out ear plugs like Dawson.

7:10 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

We had the same thing... all nine of us. You'd think the servant being a nurse and the manservant being an emdee they could do something. But they're both re-tarred, so they're useless. Only good for cleanup. At least she gave us chicken broth. Lobby for chicken broth.
Hope you're felling better real soon.

wags from the whippets

10:21 PM  
Blogger the Corgi Girls said...

Oh you poor thing, the splarts are no fun, let alone the humans don't enjoy asstastic ass-splosions. Moxie has this problem on occasion too, it's no fun at all, she definitely feels your pain. Is your mum withholding food too? Our mum does that if we start having asstastrophies... no food is just inhumane, seriously!

We would be happy to be your nurses, we're particularly good at sponge baths...

BTW- we posted about our Wallymelon... and we need a refill on our Mai tais too, handsome cabana boy ;o)

10:46 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh my, poor you. Hope you'll get better soon. Maybe do more roaching. That will help I think...

Butt shakes,
Solid Gold Dancer

11:00 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

ooof having a bad case of the screamers is never any fun dude. good job on donating the toys!!

1:13 AM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

Hope you are ok now. Good roaching there.

Simba xx

3:47 AM  
Blogger Katherine and Pippa said...

Good to take some nice gifts to dogs without a blog or a furever home.

We've all been there.


6:02 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

So sorry about your bad tum.
Hopefully things have slowed down some.

Paris said she will nurse you back to health...

6:24 AM  
Blogger Nazila Merati said...

poor wally.

pasta, lots of pasta.

cottage cheese too. Don't let your ma ape give you soy cheese.

get well soon.


10:58 AM  
Blogger Stella said...

Ahh, Gorgeous Hunk of Wallymeat!!

I'll take you even with the runs! You will always be my unattainable dreamdog. (*sigh*) So, sue me for dreaming...

On behalf of my hairy brother, Stanley, I am telling you how proud we are that you were willing and able to allow so many toys to go to needy pups. I know it hurts to say good-bye, but we've both been there, you and I. I LOVE your ma ape and anyone who wants to help homeless dogs!

Goobery kissies to you, Ethel & THE MA APE,

Pee Ess
Eat some punkin, okay? IT will help the rumbling in your bowels!

12:03 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Poor dude - makes me want to sing the diarrhea song.

4:37 PM  
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5:19 PM  
Blogger WinstonBerry said...

Hi Wally!
You poor pup! That's such a horrible feeling! I hope you are feeling better, soon!!

Winnie :-)

9:43 PM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Eat some pumpkin for me everytime.

Mom does that toy thing twice a year. She gathers up a bunch of OUR toys, washes them & takes em to the Humane society. Our Mom's are pretty nice.


8:29 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Wally - Sorry to hear you have the squirties. Hope things firm up for you soon.

7:19 PM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

When I get the hersheys I get imodium stuffed down my throat. Glad to hear you conqueered that Aztec!

Bussie Kissies

8:01 PM  
Blogger Sancha said...

Maybe the vet dislodged something when he stuck that thermometer in. I would look into a lawsuit. (The vet would HAVE to settle--with that face, how could a jury not give you anything you asked for?)

8:30 PM  
Blogger Nessa Happens said...

Wally holy crap come read my blog you won't believe who I met at the vets today!

9:46 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Oh Wally! My comment from yesterday or the day before just mysteriously disappeared! Oh well..I hope you are feeling better & that you don't have the squirty run runs on your bum bum any more...

Please tell your ma ape to take EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA special care of my special Wally Tamale...

Love & Licks,

ps...HI ETHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:19 AM  

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